Ten Reasons Why You Should Still Watch Cartoons (or maybe good reasons why you shouldn't)

1. "Everything's going tutti-frutti!"

-Numbuh 4 of Codename: Kids Next Door, lying on the ground after being hit by an ice-cream gun

2. "Nobody touches the Rainbow Monkey Lisa!!"

-Numbuh 3, in righteous anger at the attempted defacing of a macaroni painting

3. "Clowns hate oranges! It messes with their equilibrium!"

-Billy of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, armed with oranges everywhere (including two up his nose). He really doesn't like clowns.

4. "Mama say, Mama so, Mamacosa!"

-Grim (the Grim Reaper) building up his mojo...while doing this hybrid of the Cabbage Patch...and he's saying this in a Carribean lilt...

5. "Everybody has an inner frat boy...(burp)"

-Billy's inner frat boy, who has on a T-shirt with Greek letters. They are talking in Billy's mind on a red pencil outline of a couch, kinda like Elmo's World. And don't ask me how I know what Elmo's World looks like.

6. "Billy, the apple wouldn't pick you if you were a booger."

- Grim on the Apple of Discord, which turns people into bad things. Like toilets.

7. "Billy, you gonna let that scrub take your banana?"

-Billy's talking burrito. Yes, I said talking burrito. And they're actually talking about the Apple of Discord. Why he and Billy think it's a banana is beyond me.

8. "Holy guacamole, folks! This is where it gets off the hook!"

-Billy's talking burrito again, commentating on the fight that ensues over the Apple of Discord. Or banana. Did I mention he spills beef out of his...mouth every time he talks?

9. "Why, Sandy?!! Why are you torturing these poor innocent rainbow monkeys?!"

- Numbuh 4, who is a prisoner of King Sandy, this mean little kid who puts stuffed monkeys n medieval torture machines. Numbuh 4 is obsessed with rainbow monkeys.

10. "This is not just a gym bag, Double-D. This is a way of life."
-Ed talking to Edd about Eddy's really smelly gym bag. And the show is called Ed, Edd, and Eddy. I think I should just stop there.