I laughed at Darth Vader.

I cut off all my fingernails. I miss them. But I did it for a good reason. Can't tell you yet, though. It's a surprise.

But yes, I did laugh at Darth Vader. I have a good reason though! See, my parents just bought the original Star Wars trilogy on DVD, so I started watching Star Wars. (And I have yet to finish it.) Let me set the scene for you. The stormtroopers have just taken over the ship Princess Leia is on, and blown up all the soldier people. No, I did not find that funny. Darth Vader comes in, flanked by his stormtroopers, and it's completely silent. There's just people conked out all over the floor. That was sad.

But then Darth Vader looks to the left....then he looks to the right....then he looks ahead and...

"Hurrr."

I just started cracking up. I'm sure that was supposed to be a chilling moment, but for some reason, I found it terribly amusing. Don't get me wrong; I used to be scared of Darth Vader when I was a kid, and I love Star Wars. Just...

You know, I'm just going to be quiet now.