Inkblots are fun.

I don't know why, but I take a perverse pleasure in taking cheesy personality tests. So when I saw an inkblot test on Tickle, I was way more thrilled than a normal person would be. I had a burning desire to know what drove my unconscious mind. So I answered ridiculous questions about what emotions I thought the blots expressed and what they looked like, and the computer told me, "Liza, your subconscious mind is driven most by Love."

.....Huh?

"You have an energy about you that inspires people to experience their true feelings of love and act kindly towards others. In this way, you and your drive for loving relationships start a chain reaction of positive experiences."

Yeah. Riiiiight.

"Your relationships are complex things. One important aspect affecting all of them is the role that you play when interacting with others. Do you typically take an active approach when dealing with the people around you, or do you tend to behave more passively? According to your test responses, you appear to have a balanced approach to interacting. You're not consistently the one who is active or passive. This mixed pattern indicates that, relative to other people, you try to either be sensitive to the needs of a particular situation or the people with whom you're dealing. By being able to adjust your approach depending on how the others are behaving, you can handle most situations with ease. Your friends may see you as a great listener or a savvy communicator because of your gift for reading people."

This is a nice way of saying "You can't make up your mind, and you confused us."

But looking at inkblots is fun.