It's times like these I wish I was old enough to drink. I want some booze, dangit. Snapple ain't cutting it. Oh, well, it's not like I can't procure some. Today I'm gonna do that and all the other things I want to do:
wear all black. and my hooker boots.
smoke a Black and Mild cigar (at least that's legal)
look into joining a convent because my life is going nowhere anyway
cuss out everybody who pisses me off today
throw heavy objects out my window at those crazy drunks screaming outside at night. and cuss them out too.
tell about 5 people who I grin and giggle with how much I utterly despise them
jump off the roof of Maxcy
steal a car and run over at least 50 squirrels
confess my undying love for-
Happy April Fools' Day, everybody.
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I thought you had lost your mind!!!
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