There is a wasp behind my printer.
It's being quiet, but I know it's there. I watched it fly there, after watching it buzz around my ceiling.
Why did I not kill it, you ask? Because I have an unexplainable phobia of wasps. I hate wasps almost as much as Callis hates crafts. I didn't want to make the wasp angry.
So now I'm laying shifty eyes on my printer, waiting. Because I know it's waiting too. Waiting to pounce!
Why didn't I bring any bug spray to school? I don't have anything but Febreeze!
Waaaah....
6 comments:
you should spray it with febreeze. it'll probably kill it. i mean, have you ever accidently gotten a wiff of that stuff? it's probably highly toxic.
I sprayed Christine with febreeze one time and she stopped messing with me.
So I heard, Matt...*shakes head* Poor, poor Christine...I'm seriously considering unleashing the Febreeze. This thing has been in here since yesterday... And you're right, Erin. The smell alone could probably kill a small creature.
oh, yeah. and i want to know what #5 plans to kill with this febreeze. i'm sure he's up to no good.
5, KILL THE SQUIRRELS IN THE CEILING!!!
the wasp is dead...but i need to write a whole other post about its demise. right now, i am trying to calm down.
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